All I have for you are some photos of Eddie cleaning the north pool. He does a great job and his effort is much appreciated.
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Because I'm a
man,
when I lock my keys in the car, I will
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.
fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in.
Calling AAA is not an
option. I will win.
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Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,
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Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well,
I will pop the hood and
stare at the engine as if I know what
I'm looking at. If
another man shows up, one of us will say
to the other, 'I used to
be able to fix these things, but now
with all these computers
and everything, I wouldn't know
where to start.' We will
then drink a couple of beers and
break wind, as a form of
holy communion.
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
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Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone
to bring me soup and
take care of me while I lie in bed and
moan. You're a woman.
You never get as sick as I do, so
for you, this is no
problem.
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