Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Cinco De Mayo, Summer Calendar, Pool Hours, Doves, Cactus flowers

Our summer events are starting next week!  Sign up at the front desk to help us celebrate Cinco De Mayo.  It's a potluck lunch in the ballroom at 12 noon on Thursday, May 5.  Sign up to bring your favorite dish AND YOUR OWN DINNERWARE.  (The dinnerware is in CAPS because so many of us forgot to bring it last summer. )

Stop at the front registration desk and pick up a summer calendar.  Still lots of activity to keep us entertained in the coming months!

Pool hours are changed by popular demand.  Many residents submitted this suggestion on the feedback forms that were distributed this spring.  Children's pool hours are at the main pool  from 9am to 9pm daily.  April 15 through October 15.  Children will swim in the main pool only which reserves the north pool and the activity pool for us seniors.

Had to smile at mama dove who  was soooo determined to build her nest in her usual spot despite the best efforts of the home owner.  There is chicken wire all along the ledge to no avail.  It just helps hold the nest in place.

Looks like the plastic owl is no deterrent either as they've made good friends already.

More cactus flowers.  All the saguaros are in bloom now.  You can see them all along the highway too.


In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”;

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”;

On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed.”;

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”;

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts.”;

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and will take appropriate action.”;

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push.”;

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss
a car payment.”;

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”;

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”;

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However,
if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”;

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”;

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”;

And the best one for last
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"