Jim and Lenore Weaver just sent these beautiful autumn photos from their Ontario homeland. Quite a difference from one providence to another. If you scroll down a couple days, you'll see recent photos from Saskatchewan. It certainly looks like a big difference in climate. Thank you to all readers who send emails and photos. I love hearing from you.
Here's a photo from Clark and Marnie Hoskins in Red Deer, Alberta. It's pretty.....but I don't want to be there!
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Psychiatrist vs.Bartender ...
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him:“I've got problems.
Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
“Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.
“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Nobody under there now.”
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